Ok, thanks for the condolence letters streaming in but you can all stop panicking now – I have found my keys. They were in the garage door…. sigh. The good news is that no one stole our lawnmower, or maybe they did, and tried to start it, failed, and quickly returned it. Because, if you’re going to steal something, a crusty old lawnmower with the words ‘easy start’ that doesn’t start easy at all, is not the thing to steal.
Please note: the wiggles are still lost.